»Put your friends close, but put your enemies closer.«
— Bill Gates
»’I watched the show last night… It was good but y’all cut me out.’ He was like, ‘Well, that happens,’ and I said, ‘I told everybody in my school that I was on the show and I was embarrassed.’ He said, ‘WELL YOU DON’T TELL NOBODY THAT YOU’RE ON THE SHOW, YOU LET PEOPLE CALL YOU AND SAY THEY SAW YOU.’«
— Terrence Howard and Bill Cosby on Howard’s almost-guest-appearance on The Cosby Show
»Government that doesn’t make your choices for you, but works to make sure you have more choices to make for yourself.«
— McCallItWhatYouWant
»This ain’t your father’s Republican Party, by the way, this is a different Republican Party«
— Joe Biden
»Und Kinder…was hält Ihr von Sido?«
— Michel Friedman
»Oh, I love these Hockey Moms over there! You know what they say, what’s the difference between a Hockey Mom and a Pitbull? – Lipstick!«
— Sarah “Barracuda” Palin, GOP VP nominee
»So, Congresswoman Schultz, do you think she’s [VP nominee Sarah Palin] using her family to … I mean, come on! There’s one with Down Syndrome, there’s one teen pregnancy…Do you think she’s using them?«
— Larry King, Larry King Live
»Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian; wine and tarragon make it French. Sour cream makes it Russian; lemon and cinnamon make it Greek. Soy sauce makes it Chinese; garlic makes it good.«
— Alice May Brook
»The consumer does not behave as they say, they do not say what they think, and they do not think what they feel«
— David Ogilvy